You have chosen the French Chateau House

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Well well well, if it isn't a robber baron. You think you have the financial wherewithal to keep this place running? Dream on. Even if you marry someone super rich, like the inventor of pizza bagels, you're going to be walking a tightrope over the money pit every day until this place becomes a wedding venue for blonde people. You can barely manage yourself, how are you going to manage a full staff of butlers, maids, cooks, landscapers, and an eccentric detective for solving the after-dinner murders on days when the rain traps everyone there overnight?

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Set more realistic goals for yourself, like taking a shower every day this week, or reading a book before bed instead of watching TV. 

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