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Big City Apartment

You have chosen the Big City Apartment
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Yikes! This was a bad decision. Now you're stuck in a non-metaphoric performance art piece about how thin walls are. Your next door neighbor is learning the trumpet while he works on another batch of his famous egg jerky. The woman upstairs is dating a man who has one foot that's all the white keys from a piano and another foot that's all the black ones. The apartment below you has been converted into a foley studio that specializes in horse screams.
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But, to be fair, you can also get lots of good kinds of food and see a lot of different kinds of hot people so it might be worth it.
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