You have chosen the Hobbit House

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You are taller than you think you are. You might be thinking, "I'm short." But you are not as small as a hobbit. That's the whole fucking point of hobbits. They are littler than humans. Peter Jackson invented like 8 new kinds of mirrors just to show you how small those little tiny guys are. They are basically the same size a tiny snow pea or a little crumb from a human sized cookie. Enjoy bonking your head you big baboon.

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That being said, it is really cool if your door is a circle.

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